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This worn-in, embroidered cap carries a quiet, sarcastic voice for people who prefer subtle statements over loud logos. The soft, low-profile crown and distressed brim create a lived-in look that settles into your rotation from day one. Embroidered patch text reads with a deadpan humor that pairs well with denim jackets, thrifted finds, or an easy Sunday walk. Lightweight cotton keeps it breathable; the adjustable loop closure lets you dial in a comfortable fit. Wear it to the coffee shop, the record store, or on a slow road trip when you want to blend in while saying something clever without shouting.
Product features
- 100% preshrunk cotton twill for a smooth, durable feel
- Unstructured six-panel, low-profile shape with soft crown
- Distressed detailing and embroidered front patch for vintage look
- Adjustable hook-and-loop closure for a customizable fit
- Reinforced stitching: 6 sewn eyelets and 4 rows on the brim
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
