Chaos Coordinator: 'Ducks Not In A Row' Mallard T-Shirt

For the days when your ducks are definitely not in a row. This T-Shirt combines classic 19th-century illustration style with a wink of 2026 humor. Perfect for the home office of a chaotic perfectionist.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, breathable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).

- Garment-dyed after construction for soft, broken-in color and texture.

- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting wear.

- Tubular, no side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste; pre-shrunk.

- Sizes S–4XL (select partners) with sewn-in label; available in 58 colors.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean