{"product_id":"sentience-error-desk-mat","title":"Sentience Error Desk Mat","description":"\u003cp\u003eError 404: Will to work not found. Upgrade your setup. 💻👾\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSlide your mouse across a neon-soaked grid and let the retro-futuristic vibe settle in. This non-slip gaming mouse pad pairs a crisp polyester print with a durable rubber base so every flick and drag feels smooth and controlled. The design throws you into an 80s cyber-dusk: palm silhouettes, moody purples and teal gradients, and a pixel-window alert that reads “SENTIENCE ERROR.” It’s the kind of desk piece that sparks conversations, fuels late-night sessions, and fits right into a setup built around nostalgia, synthwave beats, and focused play.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Durable polyester top with 100% natural rubber backing for long-lasting use\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Vivid, high-resolution printing that preserves bright neon colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-slip black rubber base keeps the pad firmly in place\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Smooth 3mm surface thickness for effortless mouse gliding; supports optical and laser mice\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Anti-fray stitched edges and easy-to-clean materials\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9.5\" × 8\"","offer_id":56615593738617,"sku":"64328332222658189050","price":29.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/8611\/1097\/files\/4743996517264969922_2048_2a3b84a1-75f1-4b52-b0e9-4a42f8c720c6.jpg?v=1770340459","url":"https:\/\/voidfunk.store\/products\/sentience-error-desk-mat","provider":"Void\u0026Funk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}