{"product_id":"distressed-dad-hat-please-do-not-perceive-me-patch","title":"Distressed Dad Hat — \"Please Do Not Perceive Me\" Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eI am merely a concept. Please keep scrolling. 🧢✋\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis worn-in, embroidered cap carries a quiet, sarcastic voice for people who prefer subtle statements over loud logos. The soft, low-profile crown and distressed brim create a lived-in look that settles into your rotation from day one. Embroidered patch text reads with a deadpan humor that pairs well with denim jackets, thrifted finds, or an easy Sunday walk. Lightweight cotton keeps it breathable; the adjustable loop closure lets you dial in a comfortable fit. Wear it to the coffee shop, the record store, or on a slow road trip when you want to blend in while saying something clever without shouting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% preshrunk cotton twill for a smooth, durable feel\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Unstructured six-panel, low-profile shape with soft crown\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Distressed detailing and embroidered front patch for vintage look\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Adjustable hook-and-loop closure for a customizable fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Reinforced stitching: 6 sewn eyelets and 4 rows on the brim\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Navy \/ One size","offer_id":56619013964153,"sku":"31124563215746107437","price":29.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":56619013996921,"sku":"28117335545729480111","price":29.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"Charcoal Grey \/ One size","offer_id":56619014029689,"sku":"24646862044570422602","price":29.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/8611\/1097\/files\/6889285138160873777_2048.jpg?v=1770411952","url":"https:\/\/voidfunk.store\/products\/distressed-dad-hat-please-do-not-perceive-me-patch","provider":"Void\u0026Funk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}